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Offline miapapun

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Re: A Laugh A Day XD
« Reply #15 on: October 04, 2011, 07:30:54 PM »
a random picture, warning BWK :v

In the the unchangeable landscape, there are unchangeable creatures.
It was just like a paradise.
It was like Eden, where only the sky changes.

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Re: A Laugh A Day XD
« Reply #16 on: October 17, 2011, 07:58:25 PM »
Mencoba ngejayus lagi...

suatu hari seorang lelaki garrrrr ingin pergi ke wc sebelum naik ke atas ring...
dia menaruh jubah emasnya di kursi dan meninggalkannya dengan sebuah surat yang bertuliskan pesan...
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"Jangan berani2 mencuri jubah kesayanganku ini. Pemiliknya petinju profesional no 1 sedunia"

kemudian dia pergi ke wc dengan damai (kenapa?!?!!)

Sewaktu dia balik dari wc, dia melihat jubah kesayangannya sudah hilang, hanya menyisakan kertas pesannya.
Dia murka sambil mengambil kertas pesan tersebut. Begitu dia melihat di balik kertas tersebut, ada sebuah pesan baru...
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"Jangan berani2 kejar aku...Pencurinya pelari kelas dunia...tehe~"

Dan om garr itupun facepalm...:p

MUF KERJA MUF!
SON KERJA SON!
JOU KERJA JOU!
HEN KERJA HEN!

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Re: A Laugh A Day XD
« Reply #17 on: November 19, 2011, 10:01:37 PM »
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woman : I can make excellent bisquits and gravy, at least the gravy part. I seldom make the bisquits from scratch anymore. :(
man : That's because you've been brainwashed by the feminist conspiracy into putting your career first.


Oh and btw, here's an example of manly manliness we should follow

On the other news, Pizza is extremely nutritional. I say so because I eat pizza. Don't mind my weight. It's because I have a disability.
Stupid sheep mentality. People taking up some righteous cause they learned about a day ago and never really learning what it is they are for.

Uguu, The Lord gives, and the Lord takes away. Blessed be the name of the Lord.

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Re: A Laugh A Day XD
« Reply #18 on: November 28, 2011, 08:43:21 PM »
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'Anak' dalam Celana

Suatu ketika di pemberhentian sebuah Bis, naiklah seorang Ibu muda yang tengah hamil kurang lebih 5 bulan...
Namun Ibu muda ini merasa agak kesal setelah naik Bis tsb. karena Bis telah penuh...namun tiba2 ia punya ide >gmna klo dia minta kursi sama seorang Pemuda tanggung yg ada di dekatnya<
kemudian ia berkata kepada pemuda tsb.
" Boleh ga saya minta tempat duduknya Mas? kalo cuma saya sih ga apa2, tapi Anak dalam perut nie kasihan!!" katanya dengan agak manja dan sedikit memelas...
"Ehhhmmm" gumam si Pemuda tsb sambil berdiri memberikan tempat duduknya kepada si Ibu muda
tak lama kemudian Pemuda ini sambil berdiri dekat Si ibu muda menyalakan rokoknya. alhasil perbuatannya menuai protes dari si ibu muda
"Boleh ga Rokoknya dimatikan? kalo cuma saya sih ga apa2, tapi Anak dalam perut nie kasihan!!"
Dengan muka masam Pemuda tsb kembali memenuhi permintaan Si ibu muda ini sambil menggerutu dalam hati (uuuuggh sudah dikasih tempat duduk, ngelarang orang ngerokok lagi)gumamnya.
Tiba-tiba bis berhenti mendadak berhenti membuat seluruh penumpang tersentak & kaget termasuk Pemuda dan ibu muda yg sedang dalam cerita ini, gkgkgkgk
Saking tersentaknya si ibu muda tersebut sampai2 Daster yang ia pakai tersingkap hingga bagian pangkal pahanya. si pemuda meliat hal itu sebagai ajang balas dendam dengan berkata
Mbak, boleh gak tuh paha ditutupin!kalo cuma saya sih ga apa2, tapi Anak dalam celana nie kasihan!!"

source : /ton/
In the the unchangeable landscape, there are unchangeable creatures.
It was just like a paradise.
It was like Eden, where only the sky changes.

Kalafina - Seventh Heaven

Offline XenoExia

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Re: A Laugh A Day XD
« Reply #19 on: April 10, 2012, 02:25:12 AM »
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I have considerable sexual experience, and because of the great importance a small vaginal canal has for the male sexual satisfaction in conventional intercourse, I have developed a fairly good judgment in what kind of women, or girls, are likely to have a genital anatomy that suits my requirements.

Of course, women who have given birth are likely to have larger vaginal canals (unless they use shrinking and drying agents such as daun sirih or kayu rapat).

On the other hand, I have had sexual relationships with girls below the age of 20 who had rather huge vaginas.

The amazing, and somehow amusing, result of my informal research has been that rather small women (which is amazing), and women who are most concerned with their overall beauty (that's the amusing part) are often the ones with the widest holes.

Why do women who are most concerned with their beauty often have the worst vaginas? Because these girls and young women are most likely to watch their weight most rigorously, and to be on diets regularly.

These women are then most likely to be under their genetically set standard weight - the weight they would be at if they were to eat in accordance to their appetite.

What happens with such women? They will lose their fatty pads on all parts of their bodies, including along their thighs and bottocks, in the tissue that surrounds their genitals.

Now, that makes for big holes.

I know this kind of vagina when I see one. No, not the vagina. But the girl or woman it belongs to.

The most telling sign is, if at the top of their thighs, the distance between their thighs is rather far, so that their genital area looks like a bridge between two pillars, their thighs.

On the other hand, women who are rather stout, or at least have pronounced thighs that touch each other on the inside when they are standing, are much more likely to have a small vagina, more suitable towards an optimal sexual experience for their husbands.

Accordingly, women who are grossly overweight are likely to have the smallest vaginas. This makes sense because fat tissue may be soft, but is not elastic like the vaginal wall tissue. So, when fat tissue extends not only to the circumference of the thighs, but also into the genitals, the vaginal canal cannot extend as greatly as in slim women.

In some countries (like India), men, especially wealthy men, often have a preference for fat wives, and I wonder whether this has to do with the fact that they value so greatly if their wives have vaginal canals that exert a proper grip.

In Indonesia, with its great bio-diversity, women, for centuries, have experimented with plants to find out which ones have an effect on vaginal measurements.

They have found some, and they became so widely used that the common Indonesian name of one, kayu rapat, directly refers to the plant's gynecological use. For 'kayu rapat' translates as tightness wood.
Stupid sheep mentality. People taking up some righteous cause they learned about a day ago and never really learning what it is they are for.

Uguu, The Lord gives, and the Lord takes away. Blessed be the name of the Lord.

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Re: A Laugh A Day XD
« Reply #20 on: May 15, 2012, 09:47:11 AM »
from one of my friend  ;D

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Re: A Laugh A Day XD
« Reply #21 on: March 31, 2014, 08:28:29 PM »
Stupid sheep mentality. People taking up some righteous cause they learned about a day ago and never really learning what it is they are for.

Uguu, The Lord gives, and the Lord takes away. Blessed be the name of the Lord.

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Re: A Laugh A Day XD
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